Farmers there report their sheep are being “lasered” by lights coming from UFOs. Which would be fine if the aliens thought they were cats and were just trying to get them to play. But no, these lasers are causing “neat holes” in the animals and their brains, eyes, and other internal organs are being removed.
The UFOs in question have been witnessed by multiple members of the Animal Pathology Field Unit who described the experience as, “For a short while it looked more like a Star Wars battle.” No reports are forthcoming as of yet as to ewe shot first.
Here’s a a story that’s a little different, a sheep in the UK has the odd ability to turn it’s head complete upside-down!
Terry the Sheep, who was born with an extremely curved spine, has lived into adulthood with this starnge ability.
Here’s video posted on YouTube by Allen McNamara:
http://youtu.be/7xtf_FXApGc
Ghost Theory hilariously writes:
In our latest segment of “The Strange World Of Sheep” comes this story about a sheep who obviously has his head on backward, or upside down as it were.
A bloke named Allen McNamara filmed the wooly bugger named “Terry” in the UK and the video has since been a smash hit.
Since there’s not much more to say, I believe I will now run around in circles waving my arms and screaming until someone smacks me in the face….or I realize I’m an idiot, whichever comes first.
In our latest segment of “The Strange World Of Sheep” comes this story about a sheep who obviously has his head on backward, or upside down as it were.
A bloke named Allen McNamara filmed the wooly bugger named “Terry” in the UK and the video has since been a smash hit.
Since there’s not much more to say, I believe I will now run around in circles waving my arms and screaming until someone smacks me in the face….or I realize I’m an idiot, whichever comes first.
From what I understand, Terry was born with a curved spine that allows him to twist his head upside down. According to local sources, it was determined that Terry was otherwise fine and fully capable of living normally, albeit the occasional bumping into things and not knowing who he’s mating with. I’d be inclined to believe that Terry has a distinct advantage though, as the females might be getting tired of the same old standard looking sheep they’ve dated over the years.
Some are claiming that the whole thing is a hoax, however it’s obvious that Terry was sent from Fukushima. Am I right? Huh? Yea!
OK, that’s all I have. Now, go about your business and leave me alone.
Thanks to Allen McNamara for providing this upsidedownlifting story. Get it? I took “uplifting” and made it int….alright, forget it.